i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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