I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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