You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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