How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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