fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just blew my weed a kiss
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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