my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it was like eating out sand paper
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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