I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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