2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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