5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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