Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
As shirtless as possible
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
