Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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