what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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