It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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