Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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