The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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