Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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