so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Randomize
