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If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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