So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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