ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Ladies don't puke and tell
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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