i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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