we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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