Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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