PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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