he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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