..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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