Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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