that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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