Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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