I am in a vortex of obligation.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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