In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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