Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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