I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
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Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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