The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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