ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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