the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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