Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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