On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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