just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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