i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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