that's an acceptable place to lick
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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