Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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