five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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