Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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