We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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