Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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