is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.