But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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