Buhtt sex?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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I have aggressive nipples.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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