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say what?
wanna hang out?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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