Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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