You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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