erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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